I can assure you, I mean you no harm.
- Who?
following the function of what…
…and what I am is a man in a mask.
I'm not questioning your powers
I'm merely remarking upon the paradox
of asking a masked man who he is.
- Right.
- But on this most auspicious of nights…
the more commonplace sobriquet…
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran…
…cast vicariously as both victim and villain
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity…
…is a vestige of the vox populi,
However, this valorous visitation
of a bygone vexation stands vivified…
…and has vowed to vanquish these venal
and virulent vermin vanguarding vice…
…and vouchsafing the violently vicious
and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance,
…held as a votive not in vain,
for the value and veracity of such…
…shall one day vindicate the vigilant
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage
So let me simply add that it's
my very good honor to meet you…